/r/BrandNewSentence

Brand New Sentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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Last updated 11 minutes ago.



400+

Posts

7.07M+

Score

77.4k+

Comments

95%

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Top posts from /r/BrandNewSentence

Karma Comments Title
76,944 602 Life Pro Tip.
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
63,420 311 Smoked myself back to segregation
submitted 21 hours, 45 minutes ago
63,048 1,057 hmmm yes
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
49,134 756 Hottie hot take 🔥
submitted 3 months ago
47,770 506 HNNNNNNGGH!
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
46,277 375 Checkmate, Aethiesm
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
45,252 190 Skeet skeet your new daddy’s a llama
submitted 2 weeks, 1 day ago
45,021 369 "dont waste yr time on this earth live your life slap some rice"
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
43,869 213 Cotton Eye Joe has been terminated
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
43,169 306 those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
42,661 347 Dog villains
submitted 2 months ago
42,245 518 Combine genes like a build-a-bear
submitted 2 days, 2 hours ago
41,776 289 Brad and his cloud of LIES
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
41,279 1,175 Wiggles concert
submitted 2 weeks, 1 day ago
39,983 401 Name that shit death megatron 300
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
39,355 542 Cyberbullied and entire studio
submitted 6 days, 11 hours ago
39,118 148 Perks of being an immortal being
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
38,621 145 Griefcase
submitted 4 months ago
38,475 623 Mainstream consonants ugh
submitted 3 months ago
38,469 1,107 Very specific
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
38,243 615 “Gays are using windmills to waft homosexual mists into your home”
submitted 5 months, 2 weeks ago
37,708 566 Mmm, those are some nice luxury bones you've got there.
submitted 1 day, 12 hours ago
36,920 749 A non profit whoreganization
submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
36,793 187 Stay fresh Cheese Bags!
submitted 1 month, 4 weeks ago
36,693 571 Magic Skeleton
submitted 5 months, 2 weeks ago
36,496 219 my fart is on the floor
submitted 1 week, 3 days ago
36,247 373 Translation please
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
35,719 286 Bread crumb dealer
submitted 2 months ago
35,619 473 been a longtime lurker on this sub. finally found one that really spoke to me
submitted 1 week, 1 day ago
35,535 533 raw dogging reality
submitted 2 months ago
35,093 213 You may now have the good chemicals
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
34,625 184 Get down Jeezy Boy
submitted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
34,281 358 Baptizing u in cum
submitted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
34,229 443 “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
34,156 267 I didn't think I would ever read this sentence in my life
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
33,482 619 "pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit"
submitted 1 week, 3 days ago
33,462 364 Julius in the coolius
submitted 1 month ago
33,096 410 "We've lost Canada and Mexico to the hogs already"
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
32,653 119 Escape proof wiener bun
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
32,258 163 That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate the lord
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
32,073 393 I wish I could go back to the way things were before I read this and it made sense to me
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
32,058 89 Get pissed on by my own house?
submitted 2 months ago
31,816 456 Brand new and 100% accurate
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
31,192 531 Never thought I’d see this combination of words
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
31,082 219 Immune system
submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
30,991 131 I too am quite long in dog years
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
30,197 236 You’re weird.
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
30,123 152 pollen is nature’s Dorito dust
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
29,797 156 God's Rotisserie Chickens
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
29,793 251 Bone fairies?
submitted 5 months, 3 weeks ago