/r/Jokes

Jokes: Get Your Funny On!

The funniest sub on reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!

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Top posts from /r/Jokes

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88,069 2,355 If your surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide this morning
submitted 1 month ago
61,443 1,260 If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican
submitted 1 month, 4 weeks ago
45,458 943 My girlfriend told me this joke ten years ago. We've been married nine years today.
submitted 2 months ago
43,231 1,432 Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
42,777 474 A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
42,089 835 My 5yo asked me to tell you guys this joke I'm so sorry...
submitted 1 week, 4 days ago
41,205 551 Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?
submitted 1 week, 5 days ago
37,408 625 I applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup...
submitted 1 week, 1 day ago
37,353 955 An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom"
submitted 1 month ago
37,171 268 Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
submitted 1 week, 3 days ago
36,587 659 What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?
submitted 2 weeks, 1 day ago
36,559 303 Dude 1: Hey, bro?
submitted 1 week, 2 days ago
35,753 742 I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
submitted 2 months ago
35,655 605 A little girl asks her mother, “Mommy, how was I born?”
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
35,431 303 My wife left me because I am insecure
submitted 1 week, 6 days ago
34,419 387 My housemates are convinced our house is haunted
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
34,414 1,702 North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they’re brainwashed by the government and the media
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
34,283 263 A pirate goes to the doctor and say, "I have moles on me back aaarrrghh."
submitted 3 months ago
33,518 797 A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
submitted 2 weeks, 3 days ago
32,904 1,168 How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?
submitted 2 months ago
32,544 652 Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
32,484 356 My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension.
submitted 1 month ago
31,759 443 Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
31,726 1,406 Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump?
submitted 1 month, 4 weeks ago
31,473 1,243 What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
30,614 558 I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.”
submitted 2 weeks, 4 days ago
30,552 527 Hitler commits suicide and appears in front of god
submitted 1 week, 1 day ago
30,273 475 Got home to find my wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's"
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
29,991 725 A boob, a vagina and an asshole are debating as to who is the greatest of them all. Boob: I give milk to new born babies and I’m attractive to the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest. Vagina: I give birth to babies and I accommodate the opposite sex, that’s why I’m the greatest.
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
29,924 580 A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it.
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
29,872 447 Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
29,426 337 I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to be "saved" or else you'll "burn"
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
28,533 622 I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day.
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
28,511 579 Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing...
submitted 1 week, 2 days ago
28,179 861 Why was 6 afraid of 7?
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
27,941 366 What is atheism?
submitted 2 weeks, 3 days ago
27,594 1,597 What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig.
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
27,501 289 If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.
submitted 2 months ago
27,470 243 My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther
submitted 1 week, 5 days ago
27,328 380 A man is on trial for cannibalism
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
27,289 265 Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that has ever served me.
submitted 3 days, 3 hours ago
27,050 1,052 Boy: What's a palindrome?
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
26,771 533 A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million .
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
26,672 415 Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
submitted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
26,336 451 Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community...
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
26,166 960 I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.
submitted 4 days, 2 hours ago
26,155 1,021 What rhymes with Orange
submitted 1 day, 18 hours ago
25,959 351 I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
25,884 326 I live in Pripyat and I just finished watching Chernobyl
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
25,841 359 My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.
submitted 3 weeks, 5 days ago