/r/MurderedByWords

Murdered By Words

A place for well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.

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Last updated 8 minutes ago.



2100+

Posts

45.4M+

Score

1.24M+

Comments

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Top posts from /r/MurderedByWords

Karma Comments Title
101,054 2,197 FBI? This tweet right here
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
99,781 3,081 Find a different career.
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
98,549 3,970 That generation just doesn't have their priorities straight.
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
95,056 835 This guy wants all the cake.
submitted 2 months ago
94,338 1,090 Wise advice!
submitted 2 months ago
93,531 3,816 Murdered by numbers?
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
85,750 4,127 Yellow tape around her body it's a fucking homicide
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
85,422 1,822 Murdered by kindness.
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
85,155 3,026 Now sit your ass down, Stefan.
submitted 1 month ago
84,370 1,948 Props to Will and Jaden Smith
submitted 2 months ago
84,123 1,602 Shocking...especially with Apple's record on protecting the rights of their Chinese factory workers...
submitted 1 month ago
84,092 2,289 Hello 911? I’d like to report a murder. The weapon? Facts.
submitted 1 day, 21 hours ago
83,005 3,822 Murdered by laws
submitted 1 week ago
82,875 2,736 No problem
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
82,647 1,340 Mmm spicy
submitted 4 months ago
82,418 3,147 Apparently, it's impossible for women to be smart and beautiful at the same time
submitted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
81,765 2,299 I dunno, man
submitted 5 months, 2 weeks ago
80,733 1,727 Destruction of the highest magnitude
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
79,691 3,201 Just imagine if trucks and guns have the same safety regulations
submitted 3 months ago
77,231 924 Songwriter murders stepmom
submitted 3 months ago
76,914 628 The Ramsays has the best insults
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
76,425 2,706 New to reddit. Hope it belongs
submitted 4 months ago
75,876 2,284 The irony
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
75,872 1,555 A much needed murder
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
75,829 642 That backfired
submitted 5 months, 2 weeks ago
75,716 8,487 Shots fired, two men down
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
75,010 994 You could call this a soft murder
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
73,459 3,781 It's never just about a cake
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
71,807 809 Florida man strikes again
submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
71,800 2,816 Religious fruitcake gets taken down
submitted 3 weeks, 6 days ago
69,956 1,002 Choosing gets murdered
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
69,595 1,932 Learn something new every day
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
69,194 3,085 Turned into pork rinds.
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago
68,972 2,699 When a fella tries to "get out of my country" a dude, but that dude already out
submitted 3 months ago
68,558 1,607 Cut the shit lady. You CHOSE the bathroom.
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
68,366 2,684 Thou shalt not murder
submitted 4 months ago
68,366 615 If Jesus was real
submitted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
67,821 969 So frustrating, Joel!
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
67,375 1,281 What’s scarier than measles? Antivaxxers.
submitted 2 weeks ago
66,223 3,388 The USA won the match but lost the war
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
65,824 1,941 Complete the quote.
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
65,810 1,288 Accurate response
submitted 1 week, 2 days ago
65,773 664 Children are savages
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
65,504 904 Judging a book by its cover
submitted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
65,451 2,006 Meteorologist has had enough of climate change deniers.
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
65,354 2,051 Help! They keep murdering Mr. President!
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
65,224 2,348 Nobody has been attacked more than Trump!!
submitted 5 months ago
64,919 621 This is an interesting one.
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
64,439 1,668 You thought the coconut water business is a game?
submitted 5 months, 3 weeks ago
64,243 1,323 My body my choice
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago