/r/Showerthoughts

Showerthoughts

A subreddit to share anything that goes on in your head whilst in the shower.

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Last updated 11 minutes ago.



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15,875 664 Kids born today are likely to experience the 2100s
7,275 194 The Internet used to be a break from the World, now the World is a break from the Internet.
7,720 186 Most “Grape” flavored drinks taste more Purple than Grape.
39,832 1,049 Anakin, Luke and Rey lived their entire childhoods in the deserts of a planet that has two suns and yet their skin remained pale white
8,635 144 The room does actually get brighter when your crush walks in, because your pupil expands by up to 55%
15,867 156 Santa giving everyone coal was supposed to be a fuck you to the kids but the kids burning that coal was a bigger fuck you to Santa because now the North Pole is melting
11,184 244 Putting “99” in the microwave gives you 39 more seconds than putting “100” in the microwave.
39,077 335 People who say they’re speechless after an incident never seem to shut the fuck up talking about it
22,900 1,146 When analog clocks become obsolete, younger generations will have no sense of clockwise/counter-clockwise rotation.
39,851 879 There's probably so many people around the world farting that if you were to cut between each farting person it would make one continuous fart that would continue for the rest of the history of humanity on Earth.
17,637 730 Men wear trousers even though they have stuff hanging between their legs whereas women wear skirts which allow for free movement even though they have no dangly bits.
33,439 1,474 In Star Wars lightsaber duels nobody takes advantage of being able to turn their lightsaber off and on. It would make blocking attacks impossible as you could turn your lightsaber off just before making contact with the opponents, passing the block, and then back on again in one fluid motion.






Top posts from /r/Showerthoughts

Karma Comments Title
126,003 3,027 Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the fuck are we doing here.
submitted 5 months, 2 weeks ago
124,897 3,244 Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
112,451 1,287 Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
submitted 3 weeks, 6 days ago
105,164 2,096 During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
submitted 3 weeks, 1 day ago
104,202 2,789 Death is a universal experience no one can relate to.
submitted 1 month ago
100,964 2,877 The biggest flex is using mobile data in your own home because the WiFi is being slow.
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago
100,305 2,341 There is probably at least one white guy, adopted and raised in China, who speaks English with a Chinese accent and strangers just assume he’s a total asshole
submitted 6 months ago
96,667 915 Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
93,385 847 Thermometers are speedometers for atoms
submitted 5 months, 1 week ago
92,480 2,592 Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
91,409 3,841 The bans on vaping aren’t frustrating because vaping is safe or good. They’re frustrating because they demonstrate swift and decisive action can be taken, but never for the right thing.
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
91,077 2,332 Smoking kills you, but the actual “act” of smoking is a very healthy practice - leave a stressful environment, go outside for five minutes and take deep breaths.
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
90,529 970 If Eminem’s Mom wanted to she could probably make a good amount of money selling her own spaghetti sauce
submitted 2 weeks, 1 day ago
89,604 1,919 We give rude elderly people the benefit of the doubt because they've been through a lot, but there's a decent chance that old person has been an asshole their whole life.
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
88,936 1,241 The biggest form of peer pressure as a kid wasn’t drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes. It came during exams when it was completely silent and you heard everyone turn to page 2 while you were still on the first question.
submitted 1 month ago
86,963 1,373 The older you get the more you appreciate the moments when nothing awful is currently happening to you.
submitted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
86,474 1,739 The Porn sites in the Star Wars Universe must have sooooo many categories.
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
85,279 972 Night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.
submitted 5 months, 2 weeks ago
84,797 2,442 Nobody cares if their deodorant is 24 hour or 48 hour, they are still going to apply it once a day
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
84,560 906 Wikipedia built the biggest modern information hub using nothing but nerds' need to correct each other.
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
83,801 1,423 Maybe the Mayan world-ending prediction in 2012 was more of a suggestion
submitted 3 months ago
83,733 1,277 If you drive over a pancake it looks more like a waffle, if you drive over a waffle it looks more like a pancake.
submitted 6 months ago
82,006 4,351 Most people know so little that if they were transported 200 years into the past, they wouldn't be able to invent anything any quicker.
submitted 3 months ago
80,837 744 Lamps in Videogames use real electricity.
submitted 2 weeks, 3 days ago
80,695 1,768 You never realize just how well you can impersonate yourself until you're struggling with depression.
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
78,146 1,761 If your school lends textbooks, teachers seem perfectly content in using ones published in 1999. If your school sells textbooks, then last year’s editions are suddenly outdated, worthless pieces of trash.
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
77,874 1,414 The weird, artsy, loner usually gets the girl in movies (instead of the jock) simply because many movies are written by weird, artsy, loners.
submitted 7 months ago
77,635 2,712 50 years from now, there's going to be a bunch of old people with dementia playing videogames, ruining multiplayer games.
submitted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
77,587 2,124 An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
76,831 1,713 If holy water kills vampires, then putting holy water in a humidifier is making holy gas. You just made a gas chamber for vampires.
submitted 6 months, 3 weeks ago
76,704 1,482 People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
76,145 583 Humans must be a very confusing species to wild animals. One minute a human might be trying to kill them and the next minute another human is trying to help them. We are the least consistent predators on the planet.
submitted 5 months ago
75,955 1,604 Tables are made so we don’t eat on the floor. Tablecloths were made so we don’t eat on the table. Placemats were made so we don’t eat off of the tablecloth. Plates were made so we don’t eat off the placemats.
submitted 1 month ago
75,203 1,581 If people from the Star Wars universe ever came to Earth, the fact that it has deserts, rain forests, prairies, tundras AND oceans would probably be a real mind fuck for them.
submitted 2 weeks, 4 days ago
74,643 903 Waking up in the morning sometimes feels like resuming a shitty movie you decided to quit watching
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
73,923 2,252 Telemarketers have basically ruined the telephone as a tool for contacting people quickly because no one bothers to answer it anymore.
submitted 5 months ago
73,796 2,825 If gasoline cars ever become obsolete, the reason behind calling the right pedal “the gas” might eventually become a fun fact
submitted 4 months, 4 weeks ago
73,097 2,528 When cell phones were new, it was cool to have a fun or interesting ringtone. Today, if your phone isn’t permanently on silent mode you’re a scumbag
submitted 6 months, 1 week ago
73,043 859 The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The pop tart is.
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
72,791 1,402 Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you.
submitted 4 months ago
72,669 1,559 You know you’re getting old when your parents start disappointing you, instead of you disappointing them.
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
72,226 2,101 We feel safest at home despite being surrounded by ~240 volt wires, endless water resting at 80-120 PSI and explosive methane gas, all in pipes and wires which were installed who knows when, by a person who may or may not have ignored safety standards they felt were unnecessary at the time.
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago
72,064 1,022 Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens
submitted 5 months, 3 weeks ago
71,960 578 Looking for a job is about convincing a bunch of Mr. Krabs that you're a Spongebob when you're actually a Patrick, until you slowly become Squidward.
submitted 3 months ago
71,795 700 Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.
submitted 5 months, 3 weeks ago
71,629 1,430 In 1920 kids thought "100 years from now, people must have flying cars!" but really, a massive worldwide network of data utilizing the processing power of billions of devices allowing complex communication across the globe is somehow more impressive.
submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
71,579 1,033 Spicy wings are the absolute pinnacle of human evolution. You are eating the wings a bird uses to fly away from predators covered in the chemical that spicy plants use as a defense mechanism.
submitted 2 weeks, 2 days ago
71,427 1,381 200 years ago, people would never have guessed that humans in the future would communicate by silently tapping on glass
submitted 3 months ago
70,865 2,743 It's ironic that most office jobs give their employees labor day off, but jobs that are actually physically labor intensive (construction, cooking etc) are hit or miss and usually don't
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
70,759 990 We've reached an oddly secure place as a species when we're rooting for the number of tigers and lions in nature to increase.
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago