/r/Showerthoughts

Showerthoughts

A subreddit to share anything that goes on in your head whilst in the shower.

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Top posts from /r/Showerthoughts

Karma Comments Title
126,003 3,027 Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the fuck are we doing here.
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
124,897 3,244 Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless
submitted 1 week ago
100,964 2,877 The biggest flex is using mobile data in your own home because the WiFi is being slow.
submitted 2 weeks, 6 days ago
100,305 2,341 There is probably at least one white guy, adopted and raised in China, who speaks English with a Chinese accent and strangers just assume he’s a total asshole
submitted 2 months ago
93,385 847 Thermometers are speedometers for atoms
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
91,077 2,332 Smoking kills you, but the actual “act” of smoking is a very healthy practice - leave a stressful environment, go outside for five minutes and take deep breaths.
submitted 3 weeks, 5 days ago
85,279 972 Night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
83,733 1,277 If you drive over a pancake it looks more like a waffle, if you drive over a waffle it looks more like a pancake.
submitted 2 months ago
78,146 1,761 If your school lends textbooks, teachers seem perfectly content in using ones published in 1999. If your school sells textbooks, then last year’s editions are suddenly outdated, worthless pieces of trash.
submitted 1 week, 4 days ago
77,874 1,414 The weird, artsy, loner usually gets the girl in movies (instead of the jock) simply because many movies are written by weird, artsy, loners.
submitted 3 months ago
76,831 1,713 If holy water kills vampires, then putting holy water in a humidifier is making holy gas. You just made a gas chamber for vampires.
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
76,704 1,482 People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique
submitted 1 week, 3 days ago
76,145 583 Humans must be a very confusing species to wild animals. One minute a human might be trying to kill them and the next minute another human is trying to help them. We are the least consistent predators on the planet.
submitted 1 month ago
73,923 2,252 Telemarketers have basically ruined the telephone as a tool for contacting people quickly because no one bothers to answer it anymore.
submitted 1 month ago
73,796 2,825 If gasoline cars ever become obsolete, the reason behind calling the right pedal “the gas” might eventually become a fun fact
submitted 4 weeks ago
73,097 2,528 When cell phones were new, it was cool to have a fun or interesting ringtone. Today, if your phone isn’t permanently on silent mode you’re a scumbag
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
72,791 1,402 Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee of you.
submitted 3 days, 10 hours ago
72,226 2,101 We feel safest at home despite being surrounded by ~240 volt wires, endless water resting at 80-120 PSI and explosive methane gas, all in pipes and wires which were installed who knows when, by a person who may or may not have ignored safety standards they felt were unnecessary at the time.
submitted 2 weeks, 6 days ago
72,064 1,022 Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
71,795 700 Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
70,759 990 We've reached an oddly secure place as a species when we're rooting for the number of tigers and lions in nature to increase.
submitted 2 weeks, 5 days ago
70,394 1,070 The most unrealistic thing about Spy movies is how clean the air ventilation system is!
submitted 1 week, 5 days ago
70,122 1,473 The man who invented Internet is 80 years old now. If you see him walk down the street, you’ll think he’s just another old dude who doesn’t know how to use Internet.
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
69,713 1,280 The guy who killed batman's parents saved tons of lives.
submitted 1 week, 6 days ago
69,082 667 Your bed is 10x more comfortable when you're not supposed to be in it
submitted 10 hours ago
68,889 1,090 Your tongue is useless at telling your finger which 2 teeth the food is stuck between
submitted 1 month ago
68,838 1,106 The nicer the house, the harder to find the kitchen trash can.
submitted 1 month ago
68,067 3,001 Few things are sadder than leaving the vet's with an empty pet carrier.
submitted 1 week, 3 days ago
67,558 1,788 There’s a stranger out there who probably has a memory that involves you in it that they think about from time to time.
submitted 2 weeks, 4 days ago
67,439 1,110 Learning more advanced math in school basically unlocks more buttons of the calculator.
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
65,705 1,481 Teenage girls probably dress and try to look older because they want to look like teenage girls in movies who are probably mid 20s actresses
submitted 1 month ago
64,608 1,079 There could be a miracle drug that cures every disease to man, that we'll never know about because it doesn't work on rats.
submitted 1 week, 1 day ago
64,385 1,495 If we colonize Mars and bring chicken with us , then they would have the ability to actually fly since mars gravity is about 38% earth's gravity.
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
64,165 980 It's a weird concept that you can post a completely random thought on here and have it removed because it's similar to something that's been posted in the past. It's cool that a complete stranger happened to be thinking the same thing as you at one point.
submitted 2 weeks, 3 days ago
63,632 1,211 Your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of other people’s faces.
submitted 2 days, 17 hours ago
63,385 1,911 In the movie "Zootopia" carnivores and herbivores coexist peacefully. This implies that there must be another lower social class/caste of herbivores that are bred specifically for food. Zootopia is probably a very fucked up, dystopic society, which would explain the sheep's desire for revenge.
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
63,158 1,571 You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates.
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
63,017 2,468 The fact that humanity cannot agree on a universal plug and wall socket is enough evidence to show that we will always be at odds with each other
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
62,998 2,407 Grass is fucking weird. It's a living organism, & it's everywhere. There's so much of it, and it will probably never go extinct. It's so common that it's absence would actually be more noticeable than it's existence. Nobody ever thinks about it, but it gets even weirder if you think about it longer.
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
62,745 1,252 A clear toothpaste tube would make so much sense.
submitted 3 weeks, 6 days ago
62,680 1,052 The internet has gotten dumber over time because it took stupid people longer to figure out how to use it.
submitted 3 weeks, 5 days ago
62,301 1,476 We have been catching fish using the same trick for centuries and they never learned their lesson.
submitted 1 month ago
61,846 1,062 If you wait till marriage, then technically you have only ever had sex with family members
submitted 3 weeks, 1 day ago
61,776 987 Jack Black is everything a kid wants to be between a movie star, rock star, and famous youtuber
submitted 1 week, 1 day ago
61,478 1,441 Cuttlefish can change color but can't see color. Maybe we physically change in a perceptible way based on our emotions but can't perceive it because we lack the senses to notice.
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
61,426 518 Throwing a dead fly in the garbage would probably be seen as respectful by the fly community.
submitted 1 week, 4 days ago
60,407 894 We used to wonder about kids who threw tantrums in stores to get their parents to buy them shit. Now they're the adults who throw tantrums in stores to get managers to give them shit.
submitted 3 weeks ago
59,222 1,139 There are very old marine animals still alive, who remember the time before motors and sonars when oceans were silent.
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
58,718 1,857 Some people have probably texted “did you die?” as a joke to someone who didn’t respond only to find out they actually died.
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
56,981 621 If people said “it’s okay to be nervous” instead of “don’t be nervous”, it might make things a little easier
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago