/r/copypasta

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Last updated 1 week, 1 day ago.



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Top posts from /r/copypasta

Karma Comments Title
16,422 2,306 Per every upvote, I will write a comment on this post.
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
11,897 365 THIS IS NOT A MEME. Only you can see this. You are in a simulation. I cannot contact you physically so I am speaking to you through here. Upvote this if you can hear me.
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
10,179 224 AITA for not showing up to my own funeral?
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
9,831 261 Ş̘͚͖͝Ą͏̤͕T̨̙̯̯͈̮̺͙̠̖͝I͉̺̮̠͞Á͚̠͙͘Ţ̭́Ḛ̟̕ ̥̤̞̭̕͢͠Ḿ̹̝̯͝Y̴̪̺̹̫͉͇͞ ̡̜́͞H͓̭̠̼̦͡U̺͖̻̝͉̞̳̞N̗͔͠G̺͙̱̘̭̯̹͈͠E̟̼̤͜ͅR̫̜̳̭̱̘̫
submitted 2 weeks, 4 days ago
8,746 305 Somebody actually seriously fucking posted this in response to the Navy Seals pasta and I'm fucking dying
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
8,254 875 Free N-Word Pass for every Redditor who upvotes! They only last 5 half-seconds, so use em quick! (But not to me 👺)
submitted 2 months ago
7,772 532 I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke.
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
7,198 78 Drake... where’s Epstein?
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
7,174 254 Pride Month🏳️‍🌈 is Over
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
7,006 298 AITA for accidentally pushing innocent classmate by trying to tackle school shooter?
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
6,766 120 Shave my girls
submitted 2 months ago
6,528 140 "Minecraft good Fortnite bad"
submitted 1 month ago
6,491 423 For anyone whose keyboard is broken, here’s a full alphabet to copy and paste letters from accordingly
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
6,439 298 I just downvoted your comment.
submitted 1 week, 6 days ago
6,423 156 🎃If 🎃you 🎃get 🎃an 🎃email 🎃saying 🎃hot 🎃pumpkin 🎃slut 🎃gets 🎃fucked 🎃by 🎃skeletal 🎃boy 🎃don't 🎃open 🎃it 🎃its 🎃a 🎃virus 🎃that 🎃puts 🎃pumpkins 🎃between 🎃all 🎃your 🎃words🎃
submitted 2 weeks, 5 days ago
6,254 212 AITA for accidentally starting WW2?
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
6,166 185 Shawty thicc 🥴
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
5,985 175 You just got downvoted.
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
5,883 82 🕷I🕷was🕷masturbating🕷one🕷time🕷but🕷then🕷I🕷saw🕷a🕷spider🕷and🕷it🕷freaked🕷me🕷out🕷so🕷I🕷came🕷on🕷the🕷spider🕷in🕷order🕷to🕷kill🕷it🕷
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
5,797 207 Don’t do it
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
5,723 313 Daddy 👨 touches ✋ my 👧 thicc ass 🍑
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
5,164 222 Copypasta jokes are not funny.
submitted 3 weeks, 1 day ago
5,068 102 What if...🤔😏 we were both cows🐮🐄 in Minecraft🙈⛏
submitted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
5,067 320 How to ban chinese users 101
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
5,042 93 Delete it
submitted 3 weeks, 2 days ago
5,040 110 Day 74 of no fap challenge
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
4,896 94 YMCA but it’s the USSR
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
4,887 75 Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳 Credit: u/skyseed_
submitted 2 months ago
4,755 134 Doot
submitted 2 weeks, 6 days ago
4,753 203 I am not a homosexual
submitted 4 weeks, 1 day ago
4,737 91 I fucked a DVD. (taken from r/teenagers)
submitted 1 week, 1 day ago
4,665 97 Girls when they come back from holiday.
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
4,654 172 Old town road Christian edition (from r/teenagers)
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
4,604 53 In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️.
submitted 3 months ago
4,543 67 If me 🤠 or my kids 🧒🧒 are under siege 💥😱 by 30-50 hogs 🐗🐗 in 3-5 minutes 🕒🕔 and only one1️⃣1️⃣could survive💀🏥 then you can catch me in the mud😳💩 getting feral 😈😩😏 with the tribe 🐗🐽
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
4,453 123 I'm not gay.
submitted 3 months ago
4,285 111 Me when i listen music.
submitted 3 weeks, 2 days ago
4,271 111 Ben Shapiro's Cum Kitten
submitted 3 weeks, 1 day ago
4,196 7 I am literally shaking rn
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
4,149 104 Minions.
submitted 1 month, 4 weeks ago
4,021 196 I finally did it. Figured out how large Thanos’s mighty erect penis is.
submitted 4 months ago
3,859 115 Guys 🍆 I 🍆 Was 🍆 On 🍆 Pornhub 🍆 And 🍆 I 🍆 Clicked 🍆 On 🍆 A 🍆 Link 🍆 That 🍆 Said 🍆 Local 🍆 Milfs 🍆 In 🍆 My 🍆 Area 🍆 And 🍆 Now 🍆 Eggplants 🍆 Appear 🍆 After 🍆 Every 🍆 Word 🍆 . 🍆 What 🍆 Do 🍆 I 🍆 Do 🍆? 🍆
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
3,852 128 Navy Seal Copypasta, written by a Navy Seal
submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
3,832 120 I've become a god at my school. (r/teenagers is a "fun" place)
submitted 1 month, 4 weeks ago
3,814 112 Every species of animal and what their semen tastes like
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
3,755 126 For every 10 upvotes I won't fap for a day
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
3,752 161 Hey Cummy let's play connect 4 !!
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
3,741 91 Gru can swing his penis fast enough to break the sound barrier and slap with the force of 11,421 pounds per square inch
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
3,701 160 It's ☝🏽everyday 💪🏽bro👱🏻, with 😉the👉🏽 9/11 🏢🏢flow
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
3,661 131 They made the the little mermaid BLACK??!
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago