/r/greentext

>greentext

The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan.

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Last updated 13 minutes ago.



1500+

Posts

29.1M+

Score

372.5k+

Comments

93%

Upvoted


Recent posts

Karma Comments Title
21,591 140 Anon goes to the gym
17,760 139 Anon restores balance
29,718 299 Amon is edgy
38,343 267 Anon passed his medical exam
21,090 318 Fixed my post.
38,843 256 Anon is a functioning member of society
14,509 132 Anon gives lyf hax
16,174 155 Anon watches Scooby Doo
7,325 144 Anon erase a race
29,368 311 thanks zero
23,671 175 Anon goes innawoods
28,645 145 Anon likes coke

Agreeable posts

Ratio Karma Title
99% 5,736 Anons was a dumb baby
99% 7,361 Anon is a teacher
99% 2,649 Anon discovers a new fetish
99% 1,448 Anon is happy
99% 1,718 Anon is happy

Controversial posts

Ratio Karma Title
80% 13,750 Anon is indian
81% 20,604 Anon goes on reddit
83% 12,727 Anon is a woman
84% 7,759 Boys will be boys.
84% 18,237 Anon is mean





Top posts from /r/greentext

Karma Comments Title
69,768 466 anons loves space
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
54,445 1,128 Anon meets a Chad
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
49,258 324 Anon loves his dad
submitted 1 month ago
48,344 554 Anon needs a diet
submitted 4 days, 11 hours ago
46,806 1,012 each burger is less than a dollar each
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
44,412 908 Anon is a boomer
submitted 2 weeks, 4 days ago
44,386 366 Anon saved his dad
submitted 2 weeks, 3 days ago
40,985 253 Anon gets drunk
submitted 4 weeks, 1 day ago
39,163 662 Lol gay bois
submitted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
38,929 245 Just don’t
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
38,843 256 Anon is a functioning member of society
submitted 2 days, 9 hours ago
38,343 267 Anon passed his medical exam
submitted 1 day, 12 hours ago
37,635 332 Anon gets money advice
submitted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
37,199 454 Anon turns 18
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
36,740 365 anon is italian
submitted 1 week, 6 days ago
35,490 223 Anon is in a sticky situation
submitted 1 month ago
35,193 586 Block 100
submitted 3 weeks, 6 days ago
34,900 267 Anon makes a blood sacrifice
submitted 1 month ago
34,246 172 Anon argues
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
33,686 187 anon works at mcdonald's
submitted 2 months ago
33,539 465 Anon plays chess
submitted 1 month ago
33,503 96 Anon got burned
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
32,947 334 pervert
submitted 2 weeks, 4 days ago
32,353 501 Anon's grandma is very conservative
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
32,070 107 Anon pull a prank
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
31,846 277 Wholesome greentext is wholesome
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
30,903 300 Anon doesn't get revenge
submitted 1 week, 4 days ago
30,827 1,432 Anon loses dog in divorce
submitted 2 months ago
30,457 472 Those damn mexicans
submitted 2 months ago
30,446 419 Embarrassing dads
submitted 3 weeks, 5 days ago
30,302 277 Anon has an epiphany
submitted 1 month ago
30,146 138 Anon loses his virginity
submitted 3 weeks ago
30,094 229 Anon gets fit for friend
submitted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
30,066 401 Anon is a boomer
submitted 2 weeks, 6 days ago
30,011 134 Anon found home
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
29,718 299 Amon is edgy
submitted 1 day, 2 hours ago
29,407 95 Anon's grandpa has a stroke
submitted 1 month ago
29,368 311 thanks zero
submitted 3 days, 3 hours ago
28,878 166 Anon repairs a computer
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
28,645 145 Anon likes coke
submitted 3 days, 20 hours ago
28,612 183 Anon plays minecraft
submitted 1 month ago
28,567 248 Oh Lordy...
submitted 2 weeks, 4 days ago
28,459 250 Everyone deserves some love.
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
28,405 894 anon fails to be a chad
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
28,341 205 Anon gets british tendies
submitted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
28,071 289 Anon talks to an idiot
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
27,710 567 anon goes to wendy's
submitted 1 month ago
27,684 138 Anon is superior
submitted 1 month ago
27,410 535 Anon gets checked
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
27,228 127 Anon is a sophisticated man
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago