/r/greentext

>greentext

The realm of the most anti-climactic short stories from 4chan.

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Last updated 3 hours, 42 minutes ago.



1700+

Posts

32.9M+

Score

415.9k+

Comments

93%

Upvoted


Recent posts

Karma Comments Title
6,352 53 Anon goes to the gym
22,304 419 Anon goes on tinder
24,696 145 Anon dates asians
10,440 80 Anon is mormon
26,046 154 OP impales
29,718 315 Anon hates fat people
11,219 47 "Muscular Build"
17,163 204 Anon plays piano
7,445 95 This made me genuinely happy
35,504 373 Anon is alone
6,533 103 anon is joker
11,814 473 Tranny gets FUCKED AND LOVED

Agreeable posts

Ratio Karma Title
99% 5,736 Anons was a dumb baby
99% 7,361 Anon is a teacher
99% 2,649 Anon discovers a new fetish
99% 1,448 Anon is happy
99% 1,718 Anon is happy

Controversial posts

Ratio Karma Title
76% 6,896 Anon is 007
77% 12,350 Anon turns down girl
80% 13,750 Anon is indian
81% 20,604 Anon goes on reddit
82% 16,947 Wowee





Top posts from /r/greentext

Karma Comments Title
69,768 466 anons loves space
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago
59,664 2,036 Fucking boomers
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
54,445 1,128 Anon meets a Chad
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
54,412 568 -1 iq
submitted 4 weeks, 1 day ago
49,258 324 Anon loves his dad
submitted 3 months ago
48,344 554 Anon needs a diet
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
46,806 1,012 each burger is less than a dollar each
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
44,412 908 Anon is a boomer
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
44,386 366 Anon saved his dad
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
44,172 928 Anon buys truck
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
43,465 277 Anon gets a bonsai tree
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
42,306 601 Anon’s reverse roofie
submitted 2 months ago
41,561 437 Anon love his son.
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
41,285 260 Anon has finally made it.
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
40,985 253 Anon gets drunk
submitted 3 months ago
39,307 653 Anon gets sick
submitted 1 week, 3 days ago
39,163 662 Lol gay bois
submitted 3 months ago
38,929 245 Just don’t
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago
38,843 256 Anon is a functioning member of society
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
38,648 448 Anon is lonely
submitted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
38,562 218 Anon shits
submitted 1 month ago
38,343 267 Anon passed his medical exam
submitted 2 months ago
37,814 459 anon is spider-man fan
submitted 4 weeks ago
37,635 332 Anon gets money advice
submitted 3 months ago
37,199 454 Anon turns 18
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
36,740 365 anon is italian
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
36,673 436 Mind Boggling
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
35,932 305 anon is angry
submitted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
35,574 255 *Runs*
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
35,524 389 Anon needs a fitness plan IMMEDIATELY
submitted 1 month, 4 weeks ago
35,504 373 Anon is alone
submitted 5 days, 12 hours ago
35,490 223 Anon is in a sticky situation
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
35,193 586 Block 100
submitted 3 months ago
34,900 267 Anon makes a blood sacrifice
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
34,246 172 Anon argues
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
34,149 163 Anon gets cancer
submitted 3 weeks ago
33,686 187 anon works at mcdonald's
submitted 4 months, 1 week ago
33,539 465 Anon plays chess
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
33,503 96 Anon got burned
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
33,502 381 Anon loses hes pepes
submitted 1 month ago
33,166 235 Anon finds a treasure
submitted 1 month, 4 weeks ago
32,947 334 pervert
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
32,613 486 Anon has a genius daughter
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
32,537 229 Anon likes Robocop
submitted 2 months ago
32,435 276 Anon goes on 4chan
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
32,425 175 F for anon
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
32,420 306 Anon has a request
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
32,353 501 Anon's grandma is very conservative
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
32,070 107 Anon pull a prank
submitted 3 months, 4 weeks ago
32,060 161 it feels like home
submitted 2 months ago