/r/nottheonion

Sadly, this is not the Onion.

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Top posts from /r/nottheonion

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65,211 4,655 EA: They’re not loot boxes, they’re “surprise mechanics,” and they’re “quite ethical”
submitted 4 months ago
57,835 2,182 35 Y.O CEO Slams Other Millennials For Entitlement Despite Being Handed CEO Job By His Dad
submitted 1 week ago
57,028 858 Five guys arrested after fist fight at Five Guys
submitted 3 months ago
56,743 4,008 Trump Says Energy-Efficient Light Bulbs Make Him 'Look Orange,' Complains About How Expensive They Are
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
53,411 4,311 Woman Named Marijuana Pepsi, Who Refused To Change Her Name, Earns Her Ph.D After Completing Dissertation On Black Names
submitted 4 months ago
50,915 2,206 Weatherman Jamie Simpson Tells Viewers to Stop Complaining About Tornado Warnings Interrupting 'The Bachelorette': 'This Is Pathetic'
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
46,930 970 R. Kelly's lawyer is complaining that the singer can visit with only one of his girlfriends at a time
submitted 2 weeks, 6 days ago
46,391 2,041 Teen Driver Couldn't See Through Cloud of Pot Smoke, Rammed Police Car
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
44,548 6,195 NRA Says New Florida Law Would Take Away Rifles From '10-Year-Old Little Girls' on Their Birthdays
submitted 2 months ago
43,169 2,459 After 140 mph chase, man tells police he didn’t think their cruisers could catch his 2002 Acura
submitted 1 month ago
42,246 738 Snoop Dogg breaks Guinness World Record for largest gin and juice
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
42,210 4,246 Trump claims army 'took over airports' in 1775
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
41,410 515 US cop fired over deadly shooting 'rehired to get pension'
submitted 3 months ago
40,823 2,104 Tiananmen Square Massacre: China Says U.S. Is Violating International Law By Honoring 30th Anniversary
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago
40,520 4,249 U.S. warns of feral hogs approaching country from Canada
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
40,020 2,133 Christian family who argued taxes 'against God's will' ordered to pay $2.3m bill
submitted 3 months ago
39,120 3,526 ‘They can't stop all of us': More than 250K pledge to storm Area 51 to uncover alien secrets
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
38,929 2,192 Thousands sign petition asking for fines against people who call 911 to complain about Amber Alerts
submitted 3 months ago
38,662 1,282 Russian iPhone User Sues Apple for Turning Him Gay
submitted 2 weeks, 5 days ago
38,596 1,515 Austrian Athlete Freed By Kidnapper After Complimenting His Orchids
submitted 2 months, 3 weeks ago
38,532 3,358 Police: Connecticut Man Tests His New Guns By Firing Into Park Full Of Kids Playing Softball
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
38,078 793 A pug has been hired by 343 industries to make alien sounds for Halo Infinite
submitted 2 weeks, 6 days ago
36,782 1,500 Seagulls keep couple hostage in their own home for six days by attacking them every time they leave house
submitted 4 months ago
36,680 3,185 This Utah woman was charged for being topless in her own home.
submitted 2 weeks, 3 days ago
36,398 2,316 Robber returns money to Philly store, says it’s not enough for his kid’s transplant
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
34,738 3,457 Instagram Influencer With 2.6m Followers Struggles To Sell 36 T-Shirts
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
34,650 1,731 Homeless denied social housing for being too poor, study says
submitted 1 month ago
34,454 2,548 Group of teen girls tries to set trap for alleged pedophile; one ends up kidnapped
submitted 1 week, 6 days ago
34,237 1,389 Man drives away from court minutes after judge prohibits him from driving
submitted 1 month, 2 weeks ago
34,074 941 Cashier arrested in Japan for allegedly using 'photographic memory' to steal credit card information of 1,300 customers
submitted 1 month, 1 week ago
33,892 2,171 University Professor: Men Don't Recycle Because They Don't Want People Thinking They're Gay
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
33,733 1,238 Lawyer sentenced to 18 years for smashing chair on judge's head
submitted 4 months, 3 weeks ago
32,770 2,142 Woman fires gun in McDonald’s after receiving cold fries
submitted 3 months ago
32,769 719 Powerball winner of $344 million jackpot used numbers from fortune cookie
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago
32,457 964 Male cat needs glucose drip after mating with five females in one night in pet hotel
submitted 2 weeks, 2 days ago
31,852 1,889 Bishop says homosexuality passed on to the unborn when pregnant women enjoy anal sex
submitted 2 months, 4 weeks ago
31,738 2,372 MSP officer runs stops sign, hit by car, arrests other driver
submitted 3 months, 2 weeks ago
31,365 1,509 House passes amendment ordering Pentagon to review whether U.S. experimented with weaponizing ticks
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
31,110 1,566 Ohio State Has Filed A Trademark Application For The Word “The”
submitted 2 months, 1 week ago
30,718 1,684 Unlicensed “health coach” claims health advice is free speech—court disagrees
submitted 3 months ago
30,176 1,318 Sheboygan serial toilet clogger sentenced to 150 days in jail, probation
submitted 3 months, 3 weeks ago
29,819 787 Little Mermaid: Guy Fieri Endorses Himself as Ursula
submitted 2 months, 2 weeks ago
28,746 406 Award-winning lamb under investigation for performance-enhancing drugs
submitted 3 months ago
28,059 921 Student Hacked Into Downingtown Area School District System To Gain Competitive Advantage In Water Gun Fight, Officials Say
submitted 2 days, 10 hours ago
27,444 533 Miami orders scooters removed from streets before hurricane Dorian turns them into flying projectiles
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago
26,844 1,012 Police: Flushing drugs could create Alabama ‘meth-gators’
submitted 3 months, 1 week ago
26,604 829 Safe sealed for 40 years until museum visitor spins the dial
submitted 4 months, 2 weeks ago
26,457 3,134 Bar owner says health-conscious customers who only order tap water are ruining her business
submitted 4 months, 4 weeks ago
26,074 1,228 Hong Kong billionaire tycoons call for end to protests as unrest affects their profits
submitted 2 months ago
25,162 1,080 ‘Live pee or die’: N.H. governor steps in to let woman keep her ‘PB4WEGO’ license plates
submitted 1 month, 3 weeks ago